Zim Ballot Boxes ‘Tampered With’

April 21st, 2008

The recount in a number of constituencies in Zimbabwe is futile because ballot boxes have been tampered with, says a South African member of the Southern African Development Community (SADC) observer team.

“From what I have seen and experienced in Zimbabwe over the past three days, it is clear that the process of recounting the contested wards from the recent elections is fatally flawed,” Democratic Alliance MP Dianne Kohler-Barnard said on Monday.

The process had been marred by delays, administrative problems and the clear political intent of blaming the opposition Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) for all the problems associated with the recount.

“Of particular concern was the evidence of ballot box tampering that I witnessed personally, which points to a concerted effort to rig the election results in order to bring about a Mugabe ‘victory’,” she said in a statement.

Broken seals on ballot boxes

Evidence supporting this view included repeated miscommunication of venue addresses, resulting in party agents and electoral observers frequently posted to the incorrect venue, thus undermining the observation process and contributing to further delays in the recount.

The protocol registers at several counting stations were missing, bringing counting to a halt in a number of areas, while on a number of ballot boxes, the seals holding the keys for the two padlocks on each box had been broken.

One set of ballot boxes was missing a book of voting papers from the presidential election box, although all the other books were locked inside.

A number of other boxes had broken or missing seals, missing keys, and no voting paper books inside.

Loose ballot box seals with serial numbers identical to those on already-sealed boxes were easily available, giving the impression that ballot box seals could easily be replicated, thus opening the way for large-scale vote tampering.

All of theses problems pointed to the fact that a number of ballot boxes had been tampered with, rendering the entire exercise of recounting the contested ballots a futile one, she said.

“Despite these many problems, a number of my colleagues on the SADC observer mission must be commended for the excellent work that they have done under often difficult circumstances.

“There is no doubt that the situation in Zimbabwe is at breaking point as anger over the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission’s failure to release the results of the presidential election escalates.

“In many instances it was thanks to the work of SADC observers that this anger did not boil over into violent confrontation,” Kohler-Barnard said.

(Source)

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MDC Urges Intervention In ‘War’

April 20th, 2008

African leaders and the UN must act to ensure democracy triumphs in Zimbabwe, says a key opposition figure.

MDC secretary general Tendai Biti said Zimbabwe was now “in a war situation” following disputed polls on 29 March.

He said 10 people had been killed, hundreds injured and thousands displaced in post-election violence.

After a request from the ruling party, electoral officials are conducting a partial recount of the parliamentary vote, won by the MDC.

Votes are being recounted in 23 constituencies, a process election officials say could take more than three days to complete.

Three weeks after polls were held, the presidential result is still unknown.

The opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai - who has fled the country - insists he won the presidential vote outright, and has demanded that the results be released.

‘Frustration’

Speaking at a news conference in Johannesburg, neighbouring South Africa, Mr Biti urged African leaders and the United Nations to prevent a slide towards violence in Zimbabwe.

He said the MDC was trying to prevent Zimbabweans being “seduced” into violence, but pointed out that amid a lack of jobs, food and medicines they were getting increasingly frustrated.

In addition to the claims of post-election violence, the opposition also says dozens of its supporters have been arrested by the security forces.

“If democracy fails in Zimbabwe, what options are you leaving to the people of Zimbabwe?” he asked.

Mr Biti called the recount “mendacious and illegal”, and said there was evidence of tampering with the ballot boxes.

He said his party would not participate in a run-off - though the party has previously said it would participate if certain conditions were met.

Evidence of violence

The government has not commented on these latest accusations, but has so far denounced all of the opposition’s claims as lies.

The BBC’s Will Ross in South Africa - the BBC is barred from Zimbabwe - says it is difficult to verify the numbers of people the MDC claims have been killed, wounded or displaced in recent political violence.

But he says there is evidence that there has been violence, particularly in rural areas - something the MDC accuses the government of orchestrating in a bid to intimidate opposition voters in the lead-up to a possible run-off.

The New York-based Human Rights Watch on Saturday accused ZANU PF of “using a network of informal detention centres to beat, torture, and intimidate opposition activists and ordinary Zimbabweans”.

South African dock workers last week refused to unload a Chinese ship carrying arms destined for Zimbabwe, and a South African court barred its cargo from being transported overland to the border.

UN effort

On Sunday the 53-member African Union urged Zimbabwe to release the election results “without any further delay”, and called for restraint from all parties.

Earlier, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon said he would discuss “how to get developments there back to normal” with a number of African leaders on the sidelines of a UN summit in Ghana.

Kofi Annan, his predecessor, has also urged African leaders to do more to address the crisis.

The alarm bells are getting louder but so far they show little sign of making any difference in Zimbabwe, our correspondent says.

Few African heads of state are attending the UN summit in Ghana and it will not be a priority at a conference of the 14-nation Southern African Development Community (SADC), currently taking place in Mauritius.

(Source)

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Of Weapons, Zimbabwe & The China Connection

April 19th, 2008

So now the consignment of the dreaded Chinese weapons is reportedly headed for Mozambique, where an effort will no doubt be made to get the weapons into Zimbabwe. I want to start off be commending the exemplary effectiveness demonstrated by the South African Transport and Allied Workers Union (SATAWU) and COSATU. In one swift motion of courageous and open defiance, they have managed to further expose the hypocrisy of the South African government, while a the same time likely saving the lives of potentially thousands of innocent Zimbabweans who would have been at the receiving end of the wrath of these weapons. Not only does the MDC need to start taking the cue from such brilliant execution coming out of a cleverly thought out countermove, the EU, UN and the rest of the so-called democratic leaders also need to start walking the talk, instead of just talking the talk of democracy while they watch massacre after massacre planned, perpetrated and covered-up right under their noses.

The ship now headed to Mozambique should suffer the same fate in Mozambique, and any other port it docks on, as it did in South Africa. The MDC, SADC, the AU, the UN, the EU should all work in concert to ensure this. There is absolutely no excuse any of these parties can give to justify why they would not act, to prevent this consignment from reaching Zimbabwe. This consignment does not benefit the people of Zimbabwe in any conceivable way whatsoever, and there is no justification for why anyone who purports to stand for human rights and democracy should sit back and not act to stop these weapons from getting into the hands of ZANU PF. As Helen Zille, the leader of South Africa’s opposition party, the Democratic Alliance, warned, the shipment could result in carnage of “genocidal proportions”.

It boggles my mind, that up to today, there is no arms trade-embargo that has been imposed on Zimbabwe, which would essentially have barred China from selling arms to Zimbabwe, and would have I believe legally barred SA or any other country, from facilitating the transit of those weapons to Zimbabwe. It is also ironic, that Mbeki supposedly went to the UN this past week to discuss peace-keeping issues, yet he tiptoes around the issue of the Chinese consignment of arms to Zimbabwe, as if it was not even remotely connected to peacekeeping. Perhaps I am just of too simple a mind, and as someone else pointed out here, what do we the POVO know about anything. Somewhere in all this, there is a justifiable and logical reason why it is perfectly fine for ZANU PF to get these weapons, and all our concerns about them potentially using these weapons on innocent un-armed civilians, is pure paranoia on our simple minded part.

(Source: by email)

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True Zimbabwean Election Results

April 17th, 2008

The following results (of the Zimbabwean Elections 2008) were obtained from the Independent Results Centre.

Presidential Elections 2008:

With 209 out of 210 constituencies reporting:

Morgan Tsvangerai [MDC]: 50.3%

Robert Mugabe [ZANU-PF]: 42.9%

Simba Makoni [MUT/IND]: 6.8%

Constituency Elections 2008:

Constituencies reporting: 206 [98%]

By Elections: 3

MDC: 48%

ZANU-PF: 46%

MUT/IND: 6%

House of Assembly 2008:

210 seats

MDC: 99

ZANU-PF: 95

MUT/IND: 12

Registered Voters:

Bulawayo : 313,479

Harare: 678,682

Manicaland: 703,399

Mashonaland Central: 491,481

Mashonaland East: 624,631

Mashonaland West: 582,979

Masvingo: 699,202

Matabeleland North: 342,423

Matabeleland South: 342,552

Midlands: 736,736

TOTAL: 5,605,204

(Source)

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Murdered MDC Member Buried Unceremoniously

April 16th, 2008

The body of the deceased Tapiwa Mbwanda 54( has been in the Chinhoyi mortuary since Sunday morning. The post mortem was conducted this afternoon (Tuesday 15th May, 2008) in the presence of senior CIO officials from Harare. Their identities are not known. They, the CIO, have removed the body from the mortuary and are insisting that the family bury the body tonight. The family is distraught, as the only brother (62) is still in private medical facility having been beaten up by the same ZPF members who killed his brother. Culturally (and morally) the brother needs to be present for the preparations and the actual burial. The perpetrators are well known Zanu PF in that area viz. Bilo Kaunda (Youth Chairman ZPF), Jauret Kazangarare (war vet), Awilo (surname not known) and Trust Kaunda (brother of Bilo).

This is what happened in 2007 when the late Edward Chikomba (66) retired journalist, was brutally beaten to death by ZPF. His body was taken to Chinhoyi and following the post mortem, the body removed by CIO who forced the immediate burial of the deceased. The post mortem report (which was clandistinely handed over to family) revealed that every rib and internal organ was smashed.

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The Best Kept State Secret Of Them All

April 14th, 2008

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Until about five minutes ago, this article was focussing on the reaction by the head of the now emasculated ZEC, Justice Chiweshe.

He wanted to know if the MDC were calling him a liar. In a word - yes.

But I was beaten to the punch by an announcement on BBC News24 that the High Court in Harare had rejected the application by the Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) for the Presidential election results to be released.

I have not read the reason behind the decision, but I can tell you that the logic will be twisted out of all proportion.

The Presidential election result in Zimbabwe for 2008 would appear to be the best kept secret in the land - although everyone knows who won!

Robb WJ Ellis
14th March 2008

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ZNU 116 (dd 14 April 2008)

April 14th, 2008

Today is podcast day. For some reason the file I uploaded to Odeo over the weekend was deemed ‘invalid’ - which I know it isn’t.

ZNU 116 is my editorial “The Quietest Coup In History (or “Coup By Osmosis”)“. The programme can be heard here, or in the multiplayers in the right hand sidebar of The Bearded Man blog, or even downloaded from here.

All of my previous programmes are available for listening to on my Odeo page.

Thank you for your continued support.

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At His Most Disingenuous

April 13th, 2008

Can you believe these guys! Mr. Mbeki flies into Harare where inflation is raging at 500 000 percent. The wife of the President has fled with enough foreign exchange to feed the whole country for 6 months, an election has been held under totally unacceptable conditions. The results - legally due in 6 days, are 14 days over due. The incumbent has illegally appointed a government, holds onto power and deployed the army to maintain his grip on the populace. He has ordered illegal and unconstitutional activities. The economy is at a standstill, a national strike is threatened, there is no food in the stores and what is available is at unaffordable prices. Yet Mr. Mbeki climbs down from his luxury executive jet in Harare, embraces Mugabe and declares, “There is no crisis”.

How difficult is it to tabulate 9400 V11 forms and get a result? Would that take any group of children more than a day? Those forms are the only basis on which these elections can be determined. They are all in Harare and the result of the count and recount is available - has been available for two weeks. “The results are too sensitive to release,” says the ZEC. Why,
because, they show that Mugabe has been soundly thrashed and his main opponent has got more than 50 per cent of the vote.

Then onto Lusaka where 13 regional leaders have gathered for an emergency summit to discuss the situation in Zimbabwe “where there is no crisis!”.

They debate the situation for several hours - late into the night. Then issue a communiqué that declares that ZEC must release the results expeditiously. The illegal regime in Harare promptly announced they would defy the region, hold up the announcement until they had recounted 23 constituencies next Saturday.

In the meantime here in Harare MDC went to Court to demand that the illegal recounts ordered by the regime and due to take place yesterday, be suspended pending our application to the Courts to the effect that the act is illegal and unconstitutional. The Court agreed and stopped all the recounts. Even so they went ahead in Bikita and duly announce that the new count showed, surprise, surprise that a MDC victory had been overturned and that ZANU PF had won!

Remember we have been excluded from the counting of the V11 forms for the presidency; ZEC has barred all independent observers and even moved the whole operation to a secret “high security” venue. They have had the ballot boxes under their control for 14 days, rumors are flying that they have printed ballots with the same numbers on them as those used in the original election, they have also contacted a number of the returning officers who have been intimidated and even arrested. They are perfectly capable of falsifying the V11 forms and the ballots themselves.

Under these conditions a recount is a complete farce. One interesting feature of the statement by the regime in Harare yesterday was that it was only the presidential ballot that would be recounted in 23 constituencies. Originally they listed 25 constituencies - no explanation of the differential. Does this mean they are going to allow the parliamentary vote and the local government votes to stand as they are?

They are committed to a re-run in 21 days after the final result is announced. That will be on the 10th May - six weeks after the first election. Six weeks of turmoil and mayhem simply because an old man and his cohorts will not obey their own rules and constitution and leave office in an orderly and peaceful way. All the rules of the SADC for this sort of thing are being violated and blatantly so in front of the whole world. But then Kibaki stole the Presidential election in Kenya and has been allowed by the international community and Africa to get away with it.

Our own position at present is that we will not accept a re-run. But what is the alternative? To go onto the streets and fight for our rights? The illegal regime in Harare holds all the guns and levers of control. Does blood have to spill to bring the UN into the situation; do principle and the rule of law matter to nobody but us?

We always knew that the solution to this crisis was in our hands and that the international community simply would not interfere or intervene unless we started killing each other. The regional leaders who have the power to influence the regime in Harare and who established mechanisms for just such an eventuality have once again failed us. South Africa under present leadership is inept and compliant.

So what do we do? We may simply have to bite the bullet and accept a re-run.

What if they recount 23 constituencies and hey presto! Produce a victory for Mugabe! Then we have real problems because then we have no alternative but to fight for our rights and a bloody and extended conflict will ensue that will draw in the UN and the international community and finally destroy what is left of this benighted country.

If they compromise and do force a re-run, then the very least that the region can do is deliver reasonable conditions - stop the present wave of violence and intimidation that is regime managed and funded, order independent observers into the country to monitor the election and ensure that ZEC is allowed to do its job properly, professionally and without interference or coercion.

On our side, we would have to struggle on trying to survive the next few weeks and get our people ready. We would have to train and deploy up to 20000 polling agents and make sure they were in position at every polling station without exception. That will take money, real money and at least 1000 volunteers with vehicles and communications equipment. But we can do that and then deliver a final blow to this regime from which they simply cannot recover and then, we can get on with the task ahead of us.

Perhaps we need to do this even though it seems unthinkable at this stage - and then get final closure on this shameful episode. Its clear, Africa has a long way to go before it can say it observes democratic practices and principles despite all the high sounding rhetoric.

Eddie Cross
Bulawayo, 13th April 2008

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MDC Security Update

April 12th, 2008

Incident update - pre and post elections.

Mashonaland (Raffingora) - 2/3/08 – PM returned from an MDC meeting and found his wife had been abducted by ZANU PF youths from Peath Farm. Soon after, a group of about 60 ZANU PF youths surrounded his house and took him to where his wife was. He was forced to sing revolutionary songs and chant ZANU PF slogans. He was beaten with logs and told to leave the farm. He refused to leave so the youths burnt his property.

Mashonaland East (Mutoko) - 15/3/08 - LT walking to an MDC rally, dropped his membership card at Majaira Homestead. People started assaulting him, accusing him of being an MDC member. Beaten with fists and kicked with booted feet.

Midlands (Redcliff, Kwe Kwe) - 16/3/08 - LC part of group protecting President Tsvangirai. Some youth rabble rousers started to go towards the President. In the ensuing scuffle client assaulted with stone, hands and feet.

Mashonaland Central (Bindura) - JM - beaten by four ZANU PF youth for wearing an MDC T Shirt on 22/3/08.

Harare (Warren Park) - 25/3 - Activist putting up posters. Police chased him at night. Fell and sustained injuries.

Manicaland (Chipinge) - 26/3 - assaulted by Support unit - MS Kambuzuma, Section 5 Harare. Occurred in Chipinge, Goko area at MDC rally. Police accused MDC of gathering to provoke ZANU PF supporters.

Mashonaland East (Mudzi West) - SC aspiring candidate - unlawfully arrested by neighborhood watch police on 27/3/08 under instruction of ZANU PF candidate. Abducted and taken in ZANU PF candidate’s vehicle, together with ZANU PF and CIO and forced to withdraw nomination.

Mashonaland West (Zvimba North) - PM reports being attacked on 30th March, 2008 by ZANU PF youth, with knives and sticks. It happened after the winning of their MDC counselor, Mr Abraham Shiri from Ward 15. The ZANU PF youth said the MDC member must die. Managed to escape having been stabbed and beaten. Sought medical attention at Mutoroshanga Hospital, then moved to Bindura Hospital for four days.

Harare (Avondale West) - 28/3/08 - SC plus 5 others educating on voting process and had political music playing in their car. Police told them to stop so they turned down music. A short while later 3 trucks arrived, arrested the group, taken to Harare Central Police Station and assaulted mainly on their heads, and also their bodies. They were kept in custody till 31/3/08 then taken to court. Case pending.

Epworth - 28/3/08 - KK putting up Tsvangirai posters and painting on walls when attacked by 5 ZANU PF youths who beat him with clenched fists. He was then taken to their base at Reuben’s shops and assaulted on the back and buttocks with batons. He fell to the ground and one of the Police Officers stamped on his right eye. He was kept in custody till 4th April, 2008, then fined 150 million dollars.

Mashonaland East (Marondera West) - MT - 30/3/08 - Arrested for passing through Chief Samuriwo’s homestead area with MDC T shirts - taken into a room at Chief’s house and beaten with sticks then militia and ZANU PF took him to Mahusekwa Police Station in a white car. He was told he was guilty of provocation and made to pay a fine.

Epworth - 30/3/08 - LN is an MDC activist in Dombo, Epworth. She was celebrating victory of MDC councilors. At 1am she was woken at her home by 10 ZANU PF supporters and taken away in a truck to Muza Shops, where she was assaulted with whips and clenched fists. She was then dragged on the tar road. She has left her home.

Kariba - 31/3/08 - SB vice Chair of MDC (T) distributing party regalia on 28th March. On 31st March at 2200 hours he was woken up and on opening his door, was hit in the face, then forced into the bush and assaulted with fists and booted feet.

Mashonaland Central (Mt Darwin North) - CM - 2/4/08 - assaulted.

Mashonaland East (Mudzi) - BZ - beaten by ZANU PF youth with sticks and stones saying “You must die because you are a traitor and all land should be taken from you and your parents”.

Chitingwiza (Seke) - MS, CS, PK, EM, DN, CW, FK, CT, NP, KA, NH – ZANU PF held a meeting on 7/4/08 on Danluce Farm at 5pm. This was addressed by ZANU PF Matsangura Choga, Mai Chiremba and Phinias Chihota. Key objective of meeting was to strategise on how to attack MDC Tsvangirai election polling agents. Abductions took place on York Farm owned by Mr Miller who is under house arrest. MS and others were abducted by ZANU PF youth with weapons and a security guard also with a firearm. They alleged that they were MDC polling agents and were verbally abused and threatened. Managed to run away. Farm house windows were smashed.

Muzarabani South - 2/4/08 - Polling agent ND (Teacher) Chaona resettlement Muzarabani South assaulted by Police while trying to extract him from the polling station.

Epworth - 4/4/08 - AC assaulted by 2 ZANU PF activists Epworth constituency.

Harare (Mabvuku) - 4/4/08 - DC celebrating with other MDC supporters, approached by 8 Police officers in uniform and accused of causing trouble. Three of them taken to Mabvuku Police station where they were assaulted with batons and kicked.

Harare (Glen View) - BM returning home from command center at 2200 with two colleagues. As they left the omnibus they were approached by about 6 men (suspected ZANU PF youth) and assaulted with iron bars.

Dzvirasekwa - 4/4/08 - DN and FB injured while running away from Police. Part of group at Dzvirasekwa celebrating constituency win.

Dema Growth Point - 4/4/08 - SZ reports he was the losing candidate for Ward 2 Seke for MDC (T). When he was walking home at about 7.30pm he was approached by two men and hit with a wooden log. He shouted for help and the men ran away. He had previously received threats from ZANU PF.

Manicaland (Rusape) - 5/4/08 - EZ - sitting with friends at a pub in Rusape discussing election outcome. ZANU PF supporters were sitting nearby. When EZ went to the toilet he was approached by one ZANU PF youth who warned him against discussing election results. He queried the warning and was then head butted, and hit with an empty bottle, then kicked when he fell to the ground.

Epworth - 5/4/08 - TN approached by 3 ZANU PF youth and asked why he had assisted in another MDC activists release from the cells. He was then assaulted with clenched fists on the chest and neck.

Kambazuma - 7/4/08 - LT assaulted.

Mutoko - 7/4/08 - TT (Harare East) beaten by ZANU PF youth.

Mutoko - 7/4/08 - LC beaten by ZANU PF youth.

Mashonaland East (Marondera West) 7/4/08 - MT (beaten on feet/falanga) KC and M. All beaten by ZANU PF youth.

Mashonaland East (Macheke) - 8/4/08 - OM and FM (MDC T office bearers) were both beaten extensively with whips across their backs and sides by militia under the command of the local ZANU PF councilor, Mutizwa, for supporting MDC. Both admitted to Hospital.

Mashonaland East (Macheke) - 8/4/08 - two MDC office bearers houses burned down, but suspected militia.

Mashonaland East (Macheke) - 10/4/08 - more houses being burned as report being written (1430 hours).

Other:

Mt Darwin South, militia into base camp. Forcing people to “rallies” telling them (while wielding AK’s) that there will be a re run of Pres election - “one ballot paper for MDC and you are done and you suffer”.

Mudzi South - MK (aspiring MDC candidate) reported today Tuesday - On Monday 7th at Kotwa growth point 5 brand new Mazda 1 ton pick-ups with civilian number plates arrived - 1 truck filled with mattresses, the others with youth and “war veterans” in civilian clothing. 8 of the youth had AK 47’s and forced everyone to a rally, even passengers who had boarded buses. (A local CID officer recognized the leader of the war vet group as an Assistant Commissioner in the ZRP!). Everyone was made to chant ZANU PF slogans, and those who didn’t/couldn’t were slapped. The AK’s were cocked and brandished in the air and the gathering was told “there will be a re-run for the Presidential election and if you try and vote for MDC again like you did before, we will go to war. We are not asking you to vote ZANU PF, we are ordering you”. They then asked for any MDC people to be identified. No one said a word. (From the analysis of that area, quite a few ZANU PF MPs were voted back in, but the majority voted for MT as President).

This group then moved to Nyamuyazoka GP - same scene.

Then to Nyamapanda border post GP. Even truck drivers were forced to attend the “rally”.

2 plain clothes policemen showed their ID’s saying we are cops and were told to get away and sit with the rest of them. Some assault victims from this rally tried to report to Police Nyamapanda but their reports were not accepted.

Please note: the above mentioned incidents are only the reported cases. There is no doubt that massive intimidation is taking place daily across the country.

A daily update will be sent out following on from the last entry.

MDC Welfare.

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The Devil Came For Mugabe…

April 11th, 2008

And Mugabe awoke with a hoof on his throat and he struggled and howled to be free,

And tripped on the racks of his English shoes and clawed at his English suits,

And crashed down the unlit corridors where his wife has collected her loot,

Screaming: “You may not condemn me - there are by-laws and statutes and fines!”

But the Devil replied, “God’s law trumps that, and by his law you’re mine.

Come, see what you’ve done to your people, see what you’ve done to your land,

And then I’ll haul you back into the light, and see if you understand.”

Then the Devil seized him by his neck and dragged him up into the night

And Bob hung limp, for one against one was not his idea of a fight

They spiralled down to a wasteland, and Mugabe sprawled on his face,

“Spare me, spare me” he whimpered, “spare me this terrible place”,

For he saw charred beams and scattered bricks, filth and ruin and weeds,

And through the dawn came children, sifting the dust for seeds.

“Eight years ago,” said the Devil, “this place was heavy with maize,

There was fruit on the trees and crops in the earth and grass for the cows to graze,

It was farmed by those who loved the soil, who knew it and tended it well,

And now it’s farmed by cellphone, from the Monomotapa hotel.”

“Racist!” screamed Mugabe, “Imperialist! Colonist! Queer!

These people are free, that’s down to me and that’s why I rule here!”

“Free to do what?” asked the Devil. “To cower and cringe to survive?

The farms are going, the work is gone, now only your thugs can thrive,

Preying on women and children, feeding on horror and fear,

Flying flags of hate and despair that had no business here;

Look at your mindless militias, look in each alien face,

Condemned by their own insanity, exiled for life from the race,

Watch them go into action, cheer as they take up the fight,

Beating up Zimbabweans for the crime of being white,

Red-eyed from drink, thick-tongued from drugs, watch them go off on a spree

Burning the homes of Africans who dared to be honestly free.”

Mugabe licked his lips and whispered, “All freedom comes at a price,”

“Indeed?” said the Devil. “And for the record - what was your sacrifice?

Did you give blood to the struggle? How many times were you mortared?

Or did you play politics in a hotel, and wait till your rivals were slaughtered?

If ever you tasted honour or pain those tastes were long since forgotten,

Eclipsed by the flavours of power and greed, the aromas of all that is rotten.

Come, Mugabe,” and up they flew and soared over country and town

And each time they swooped, hunger and horror reached up to pull them down,

And the souls of children streamed past them, and on and up into the light

And Mugabe whimpered and twisted, to shield his eyes from the sight

“Sons of despair,” said the Devil “and daughters of desolate selves,

It’s the West that gives food to your people, while your cronies are stuffing themselves,

The West you despise and prosecute is the innocent’s sponsor and friend,

But when your young ‘veterans’ seize the supplies, these fragile lives have to end;”

“I did not know,” croaked Mugabe and the Devil applauded with glee:

“Save your lies for Mbeki, they make no impression on me.

Now, look at the shuttered factories, look at the overnight queues.”

“Blame the British,” Bob stammered, “the whites, the Norwegians, the Jews.”

But the streets sent up a whisper, a whisper as loud as a roar:

“The old man who stole three elections - it’s time that we showed him the door!”

A scream rose up from the city, a scream rose up from a cell,

And the Devil plunged them into the earth and a cameo from hell

Of shadowed figures with smiling lips that shone with delight and disdain,

Of a body convulsing and wrenching, shaking apart from the pain;

“Applaud your police,” said the Devil, “corrupted beyond repair,

And caress the electrodes, the batons and guns, and the innocent tied to the chair.”

But as Mugabe stretched out his hand the scene was gone in a flash,

And he stared instead at a drive full of Mercs and a house full of money and trash,

And then at the gloom of an upstairs room, heavy with malice and lies,

Where fat men sat and talked poison, avoiding each others’ eyes:

“Here are your generals,” the Devil hissed, “your ministers, judges and hacks,

They have fortunes and forex and farms they can’t farm, it’s only a future they lack,

Do they flee for Malaysia, Libya, France with their women and all they can pack?

Or do they just turn and remove you, and claim dispensation for that?

Look at the wealth that seeps from them, and then hold your nose at the stench

Of the paltry crew that cleave to you, the cowards, the fools and the French;

See them plotting and scheming; hear your folly despised,

Even your reptiles want you gone - you made them, are you surprised?

Now do you know what you are Mugabe, now do you understand?

You’re the Lord of the bloated thousand, and King of an empty land.

What gave you most pleasure Mugabe? Which wickedness tasted most sweet?

The mass murder of Ndebele? The children with nothing to eat?

The whites you had casually butchered? The election results that you changed?

Or the war that you fought in the Congo, for diamond commissions arranged?

The perversion of half of the system? The enrichment of those you despise?

The limos and money and power? The lies and the lies and the lies?

I ought to admire you Mugabe; you’ve certainly earned your hellfire,

And all for small motives, self interest and fear, that aspect I have to admire;

Better by far that you never had lived, Robert Gabriel,

The world will heal the wounds you’ve left, but I cannot heal you in hell!”

Then the Devil’s right hand grabbed Mugabe, and Mugabe he screamed in his fright,

And scrabbled and pleaded and whimpered and begged…

And awoke to an African night,

And sweated and panted and shuddered, calling his aides to his side,

Reconstituting his ego, his vanity, evil and pride,

But then screamed again, recoiling, from that he could not bear to see:

The slogans burning his eyes from the walls and the words… we want to be free!

Enough is enough! Zvakwana!! Sokwanele!!

The Devil meandered down Second, and strolled up Samora Machel.

“The brave will inherit,” he murmured, “when I have Mugabe in hell:

And the dawn will return to Zimbabwe, and children will learn how to smile,

Zimbabwe is one of God’s countries… but at least it was mine for a while!”

(Author unknown)

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